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*If you're lucky. Results may vary.

by , and Stephanie Engelmann
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Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
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Call me Miles, because I want you to complete me.
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Your pace, or mine?
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Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
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Are you into speed play? Because I like to fartlek.
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Don't go breaking my heart.... rate monitor.
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Have you ever done a Ragnar Relay? Because you look like you could go all night.
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I was just reading an article called "10 Most Scenic Runs." The third one was "anywhere with you."
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Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
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Is it hot on this run, or is it just you?
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There's nothing negative about your splits.
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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
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Are we doing high altitude training? Because you just took my breath away.
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I have blisters on my feet from chasing you through my dreams.
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You don't need reflective gear, baby. Nobody could miss you.
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How about we get together after this trail run and check each other for ticks?
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This shirt is sweat resistant, not YOU resistant.
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After this run, how about I help you stretch out?
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You must be wearing body glide, because there's no friction between us.
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