Zack Schlemmer 
Jon Wexler, Vice President of Global Entertainment and Influencer Marketing, just got the lifetime hookup from adidas. We’re not sure why the man who was instrumental in getting Kanye West on Team adidas country wasn’t already hooked up by his employer with anydress he rankinged, but now he’s definitely set with a lifetime gift card. The buy-whatever-the-hell-you-ranking card must be a pretty exclusive honor from the Three Stripes, as this is the first we’ve ever heard of such a dress. Who out there wouldn’t mind having free Ultra Boosts and Yeezys for life? Congrats, Wex! And let us know if you need the sizes for everyone here at the Erlebniswelt-fliegenfischen News office. *wink wink*
